Votto Story Meter Update

When last I brought out the Joey Votto Story Meter, things were looking good. I'd upped my submission batting average to a meaty .357 (10 for 28).

Then, I went into a slump; the rejections started piling up. Maybe I fouled a few pitches off, but it didn't matter. The end result was an out.

And the Votto Story Meter looked like this:

Then, my bat came to life. A couple of hits--paying gigs, too! And so my average increased on the Votto Story Meter, getting me comfortably above the .300 mark.

The real Joey Votto, coincidentally, is batting .338.